dying of thirst and hunger when they saw a mosque..Akpos Akpororo said; Let's pretend we are muslims, otherwise we'll not get any food or drink. I'm going to call my self "Sanusi". Emeka Obi refused to change his name. He said to Akpos; I will not pretend to be who i'm not.
The imam of the mosque received them well and asked of their names. Akpos Akpororo said; My name is Sanusi. Emeka Obi said; I am Emeka by name. The imam turned to his followers and said; Plese bring food and water for Emeka. He turned to Akpos Akpororo (Sanusi) and said; BROTHER, HAVE A HAPPY AND BLESSED RAMADAN!.
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Akpos calls into the police station and says, “My wife is missing.”The officer asks, “How long has she been gone?”
Akpos: “A month.”
Oficer: “Why did you wait so long to report it?”
Akpos: “Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream, then I realized I didn’t have any clean clothes to wear.”
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Akpos: “A month.”
Oficer: “Why did you wait so long to report it?”
Akpos: “Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream, then I realized I didn’t have any clean clothes to wear.”
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Akpos submitted his English Composition assignment to his class teacher.
The following conversation ensued:
TEACHER: Your assignment is the worst in the class. It’s not only ungrammatical, it’s rude and in bad taste. I’m going to send your father a note about it.
AKPOS: I don’t think that would help ma. He wrote it.
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The following conversation ensued:
TEACHER: Your assignment is the worst in the class. It’s not only ungrammatical, it’s rude and in bad taste. I’m going to send your father a note about it.
AKPOS: I don’t think that would help ma. He wrote it.
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Akpos submitted his English Composition assignment to his class teacher.
The following conversation ensued:
TEACHER: Your assignment is the worst in the class. It’s not only ungrammatical, it’s rude and in bad taste. I’m going to send your father a note about it.
AKPOS: I don’t think that would help ma. He wrote it.
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The following conversation ensued:
TEACHER: Your assignment is the worst in the class. It’s not only ungrammatical, it’s rude and in bad taste. I’m going to send your father a note about it.
AKPOS: I don’t think that would help ma. He wrote it.
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Akpos submitted his English Composition assignment to his class teacher.
The following conversation ensued:
TEACHER: Your assignment is the worst in the class. It’s not only ungrammatical, it’s rude and in bad taste. I’m going to send your father a note about it.
AKPOS: I don’t think that would help ma. He wrote it.
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The following conversation ensued:
TEACHER: Your assignment is the worst in the class. It’s not only ungrammatical, it’s rude and in bad taste. I’m going to send your father a note about it.
AKPOS: I don’t think that would help ma. He wrote it.
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Akpos submitted his English Composition assignment to his class teacher.
The following conversation ensued:
TEACHER: Your assignment is the worst in the class. It’s not only ungrammatical, it’s rude and in bad taste. I’m going to send your father a note about it.
AKPOS: I don’t think that would help ma. He wrote it.
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The following conversation ensued:
TEACHER: Your assignment is the worst in the class. It’s not only ungrammatical, it’s rude and in bad taste. I’m going to send your father a note about it.
AKPOS: I don’t think that would help ma. He wrote it.
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Akpos submitted his English Composition assignment to his class teacher.
The following conversation ensued:
TEACHER: Your assignment is the worst in the class. It’s not only ungrammatical, it’s rude and in bad taste. I’m going to send your father a note about it.
AKPOS: I don’t think that would help ma. He wrote it.
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The following conversation ensued:
TEACHER: Your assignment is the worst in the class. It’s not only ungrammatical, it’s rude and in bad taste. I’m going to send your father a note about it.
AKPOS: I don’t think that would help ma. He wrote it.
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